Do you feel bettered reading snarky commentary about a royal-adjacent prince and his Instagram-enthused domestic partner? Do savage, well-deserved parodies make your heart go pump pump? Is your idea of a good time tucking in with a cup of piping hot tea, bowl of popcorn, and generous helping of baseless royal gossip? You’ve come to the right place!
If you’re here, you’ve probably seen my posts on Reddit, where I go by CozyMayo (which is what happens when you wrap a jar of spicy mayo in a tea cosy and leave it next to a crackling fire for 15 minutes). Or maybe you’re a member of the British press, stalking me by scooter into some near catastrophic gridlock.
In any case, welcome! I set up this little site to share updates related to my current project, a parody of the literary masterpiece Spare, and other random snippets of snark along the way. Comments and feedback are both welcome and encouraged! Especially if you’ve stopped by to praise my heart attack-inducing beauty, whip smart intelligence, breathtaking feminism, extreme likability, and mad PR skills.
And always remember — no matter who you are or where you’re from — snark is universal.
As ever,
CM